Stop questioning the legitimacy of your math problems and just do them.
Yes, the Jews are God’s chosen people. No, I don’t know why He chose them. I am sure He has good reasons.
Turn the music down. Yes, l like Journey. I just don’t want to hear it through your headphones.
Stop talking and do your work. No really, stop talking and do your work! Seriously! Yes, that means singing too!
If you take your brother to the commissary, I will clean the kitchen.
See? I told you I loved you.
It was fun trying to find our way together today. You are a good navigator.
Spongebob? Again? Isn’t there anything else you like to watch? Something educational? No?
What are you reading right now? Really? Just that? Again?
Thanks for helping me clean the kitchen. Yeah, I know. Not one of my brighter ideas.
No, you may not play Fruit Ninja.
We really need an area rug.
And later…
Good night.
Clearly He chose us ’cause we have the best food. Who wouldn’t love matzoh ball soup and bagels and lox?
It totally is! Leftover challah makes the best French toast in the world, too.
Oh, my goodness! Who was listening to JOURNEY???
“Don’t stop believing….hold on to that fe-e-e-ling.” Awesome. Brings me right back to high school.
Journey????
I make my kids listen to the soundtrack of American Graffiti.